THE CREATURE OF UR SAD, LONELY NIGHTMARES IS HERE!

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Learn about your new god and the future of our world, today!

Since the deletion of our past god (RIP Earland), there's been a vacancy. The only creatures with the right set of skills to do the job is a legion of these long-legged/armed cephlopods. We are on a mission to spread the work of the lords and follow their wishes. Want to join us? We will contact you; we will watch your dreams and decide if you are ready.

HERE ARE OUR GOVERNMENT MANDATED "LISTS"

This is the hierarchy of the gods:

  1. Squidy
  2. joff
  3. Squidulous
  4. Squo
  5. Squidrey

In honor of those we have lost in the creation of this informational website, here is the lost one's names. Please read these names in silence and pray their souls are with the squids.

THUS CONCLUDES THE GOVERNMENT MANDATED "LISTS", AS WELL AS THIS SITE. SEE U IN UR DREAMS, PEEBRAIN!